UFC Fight Night 143: Cejudo vs. Dillashaw

January 19, 2019, 10:00pm – January 20, 2019, 1:00am (Barclays Center)

620 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217, USA

Non Card Content :

  • Shout out to Luke thomas for playing out calls, shout out to Chael for tweeting our video, shoutout to Holloway for posting our meme, shoutout to Sam Alvey for the workout advice and shoutout to DANNY MOTHAFUCKIN SEGURA for being a G
  • Jon Jones tests negative for PED when we were told he could test positive for 7 years to come
  • Chael Sonnen restores beef with Tito (tweeto). Chael being Chael, business as usual. Tito as dumb as a stump
  • McGregor calls out Paulie and Khabib in instagram post
  • Nate Diaz and Khabib beef – both telling two tales of an event. Clever marketing for an upcoming bout ?
  • ESPN – not limping into the UFC. Lots of money put towards educating fans on MMA. Ariel show now displays watered down stats about the fighters calling in to give casual fans some perspective. Good for the sport
  • Wonder Boy vs Pettis – hot matchup or flinch fest ?
  • Joanna tags ONE FC in recent instagram post – leaving the UFC?
  • Julia Budd calls out Nunes. Two strong fighters, could be interesting.
  • Brock Lesnar reported to be looking smaller than ever. Off the juice and ready for UFC?
  • GSP vs Khabib might be in the works. Hints from twitter and GSP has been very active on social media lately

Flyweight Championship: Henry Cejudo (c) vs. TJ Dillashaw (BW Champ)

  • TJ is looking SKINNY
  • Will TJ make weight? Does the UFC trust him
  • Joseph B is a backup – for who though? Henry has missed weight in the past as well
  • TJ has been knocked out at 125 before- does the cut hurt him ?
  • Henry looking HUGE …  too huge…  will he make weight? Is he focusing on the cut drama too much?

Women’s Flyweight bout: Paige Van Zant vs. Rachael Ostovich

  • Rachael O’s coming off a domestic abuse situation. I think her mind will be like sharpened iron for this, but Paige is probably the better fighter.
  • Paige cut by Reebok – why ?
  • Racheal and Greg Hardy on same card – bad move for UFC? Or dark PR genuis?

Lightweight bout: Donald Cerrone (#13 WW) vs. Alexander Hernandez (#12)

  • Is this a gimme fight for Cerrone gifted by Uncle Dana, or is this Dana offering some old meat to a young wolf?
  • Alex is a young buck who has had a lot of weird changes in matchups in his career thus far. This included – was supposed to fight Trinaldo on the 29th, but is fighting cerrone this weekend instead.

Women’s Flyweight bout: Joanne Calderwood (#12) vs. Ariane Lipski

  • JoJo Calderwood is 1-3 in her last 3, 4-4 in her last 8 against up and comer Ariane Lipski who is 9-0 in her last 9, making her debut in the UFC and JoJo Calderwood is a TOUGH COOKIE for a first fight.

Heavyweight bout: Greg Hardy vs. Allen Crowder

  • Greg Hardy bumped to main card
  • Controversy about his criminal history + Ostoviches abuse history – relevant ? Ethical?

Welterweight bout: Belal Muhammad vs. Geoff Neal

Light Heavyweight bout: Glover Teixeira (#11) vs. Ion Cutelaba

Light Heavyweight bout: Alonzo Menifield vs. Vinicius Castro

Welterweight bout: Randy Brown vs. Chance Rencountre

Colby Covington’s 15 Minutes Of Fame: From His Flash In The Pan To His Fall From Grace

2018 was quite a year for Colby ‘Chaos’ Covington.

He worked his butt off, earned himself an interim (fake) belt, and then fizzled out of existence.

No fans are asking for him, no media is trying to post about him because his content doesn’t get viewed, and no fighters want to fight him in fear of being wrestlefucked into eternity.

We set out to ask “Where does Colby Covington go from here?”

He’s dug into every grave he can:

  • ✔ Racism by calling Brazil filthy animals
  • ✔ Aligning with Donald Trump & the MAGA movement
  • ✔ Being a boring wrestlefucker
  • ✔ Posing with low-cost escorts who look miserable
  • ✔ Pissed off Fabricio Werdum and ended up getting hit with a BOOMERANG!
  • ✔ Talking shit to Dana White (his boss)
  • ✔ Talking shit to Joe Rogan (then instantly apologizing since Joe would snap him like a twig)

Where does Colby Covington go from here? Leave a comment and let us know!

UFC 225 Predictions (Robert Whittaker vs. Yoel Romero 2)

Here are our UFC 225 predictions for ‘Whittaker vs. Romero 2’ will play out on

Each event, we make predictions and put our reputation on the line, to be laughed at and mocked by the charming degenerates who revel in our demise.

Go ahead… Laugh at our Whittaker vs. Romero 2 predictions, which is bound to be a great fight

Soak in our failures, you handsome bastards.

 

UFC 225 Predictions from Chris

UFC 225 predictions from Coast MMA's Chris
UFC 225 predictions from Coast MMA’s Chris

I’m thinking Raphael dos Anjos will take this – and if he comes correct – think he’ll take it handedly.

Have Holm lined up for a decision because I think she has it in her and I’m not sure what to make of Megan Anderson; there’s still a lot of unanswered questions for me, and despite women’s MMA in the UFC still being in its infancy – for first 20 years of any industry there’s a steep learning curve for all parties involved – I think Holm’s been in the game for long enough to stomp out some of the women coming to play in the big kids pool.

No one’s giving Lamas a chance on this one, and I think he’ll handle Mirsad Bektic in a banger, and expect him to let the dog out of its cage in the third, when Bektic is physically gassed, and wondering what he’s going to have to do to get Lamas out of there.

 

UFC 225 Predictions from Bryce

UFC 225 predictions from Bryce
UFC 225 predictions from Bryce

Witness Yoel do damage and hopefully we will see CM Punk redeem his poor self.

 

 

 

 

Other Coast MMA Alumni Weigh In On What’s To Come at UFC 225

 

Connor weighs in on UFC 225
Connor weighs in on UFC 225

 

Adam weighs in on UFC 225
Adam weighs in on UFC 225

 

 

Who do you think will win between ‘Whittaker vs. Romero 2’?

We’re looking to hear from fellow fans and fight degenerates.

You’re as incoherent and over-confident as we are in your predictions. Get your keyboard out and put your money where your mouth is in the comments!

Want to be part of the crew? Join our Coast MMA league of degenerates!

 

 

UFC Fight Night 131 Predictions (Rivera vs. Moraes)

Here are our UFC Fight Night 131 predictions for ‘Rivera vs. Moraes’ will play out on

Each event, we make predictions and put our reputation on the line, to be laughed at and mocked by the charming degenerates who revel in our demise.

Go ahead… Laugh at our Rivera vs. Moraes predictions, which is bound to be a great fight

Soak in our failures, you handsome bastards.

 

UFC Fight Night 131 Predictions from Chris

UFC Fight Night 131 predictions from Coast MMA's Chris
UFC Fight Night 131 predictions from Coast MMA’s Chris

I’m new to putting my predictions to paper, and it’s made me dig into the fighters more than ever before.

This typically means opening up Sherdog, or Wikipedia in a new tab and being either of:

  • Unimpressed
  • Impressed

In some cases, I’m astounded at how wrong I am about someone. Another case of ‘a little goes a long way’.

Let’s go!

 

UFC Fight Night 131 Predictions from Bryce

UFC Fight Night 131 predictions from Bryce
UFC Fight Night 131 predictions from Bryce

This week is another wash for exciting fighters so my picks are easy.

Going with a couple upset picks in Moraes and Vinc Pichel.

Pichel is my hot underdog pick of the week due his stats and win count being so close to the record of Gregor Gillespie.

 

Who do you think will win between ‘Rivera vs. Moraes’?

We’re looking to hear from fellow fans and fight degenerates.

You’re as incoherent and over-confident as we are in your predictions. Get your keyboard out and put your money where your mouth is in the comments!

 

 

UFC Predictions (Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till)

Chris’ UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till Predictions

 

Coast MMA picks for UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till
Coast MMA picks for UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till

 

Bryce’s UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till Predictions

 

Coast MMA Predictions for UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till
Coast MMA Predictions for UFC Fight Night Stephen Thompson vs. Darren Till

 

 

Bad Bets For UFC Fight Night 130: A Gambling Guide To Losing Money

We have the worst gambling guide on the market for UFC Fight Night 130 and Bellator 200. Don’t miss our hot takes and gambling tips for MMA (all terrible)

 

 

Video Transcript

 

all right we got braces bad betting
picks coming in for the week on coast
MMA we’re gonna try and make this a
regular feature just before we get
started we want to make sure that
everyone knows we don’t condone these
picks we don’t condone betting we don’t
condone Bodog it’s just what we’re using
feel free to follow along take our pics
disagree with us whatever you want to do
but this is our disclaimer now if you
did want to sign up with Bo Dawg I’m
gonna put my referral link in the
description just so we can both get some
free money and it helps me out helps you
out
other than that full disclaimer these
are horrible pics okay first up we’re
gonna start with the Bellator card this
weekend now I’m not as familiar with the
Bellator fighters I find they’re hard
spread to be quite ridiculous usually
one fighter coming in that negative 500
the other at a plus 200 is a huge spread
it seems that they drop a lot of
fighters up to win against pylons so
picking favorites is usually the way to
go in Bellator I usually see all
favorites winning and then maybe one
wildcards pick coming in and you know
stealing the show a little bit of an
upset now right away when we open up bo
dog you can see what I’m talking about
with the staff dogs because quite a few
fighters who are more than negative 300
favorites specifically filled Davis /
Linton Vassell
and Erin Chalmers / ash Griffiths now I
do believe that Erin and Phil are going
to both defeat their opponents however
if you did want to make a bit of a wild
card pick you might want to pick ash to
the Erin that is very possible there’s a
lot of pressure on Erin to win and it is
very possibility gets upset however if I
was gonna make a parlay for this week
the upset that I actually see would be
Kate Jackson / Anastasia
yang Cova now knowing absolutely nothing
about these fighters but when I see to
eat odds that even in a Bellator card
there is a chance and the women’s
division is an up-and-coming division
things don’t often go as the oddsmakers
plan it’s quite a bit different than one
betting on a men’s by which for the
sport is that time to develop and the
favourites are quite clear
so my pick of the week would be Erin
Chalmers to defeat Ashe Phil Davis to
defeat linen to sell and throw Kay
Jackson to defeat Anastasia and
for a three-fight parlay okay next up
we’re gonna look at the UFC card for UFC
Fight Night 130 in Liverpool England
this is gonna be a pretty shitty card
overall other than Thompson versus tail
however the atmosphere in the ring could
change everything especially if
Liverpool wins their soccer game that
would be great for the atmosphere inside
that arena nuts for Darren he’ll
probably not so good for Stephen
Thompson but a pretty weak card other
than that but we’re still gonna try and
find some hot pics on here so when I
look through this card is there’s not a
lot of not going on that I’m interested
in I think my main bet for this week
would probably be on Stephen Thompson
they’re so close Stephen Thompson coming
in at a negative 105 Darren till coming
into the one negative 125 a lot of
analysts are gonna say Stephen Thompson
is a lot more experienced
Darren till might not be ready for this
so that could be a good pick their own
to one of your parlays when I look
through these odds there isn’t a lot of
great picks but I do have one that I
think is interesting first off I do
believe Stephen Thompson is going to
beat Darren till now of course it
depends on the atmosphere how Steven
Thompson’s feeling but he has a more
experienced fighter there until may not
be ready for those of course there could
be an upset even though Darren tells the
favorite I would still call it an upset
if he beat Stephen Thompson another
interesting one is Elias theodoro versus
Trevor Smith Elias is quite good however
I don’t know if he’s a negative 380 good
Trevor Smith has been around for quite
some time he might be able to pull off
the upset so I’m gonna say my bad bet of
the week is parlay with Stephen Thompson
and Trevor Smith to take it just
straight up winning maybe as this
podcast goes on I’ll start getting into
props and different feels that’s what’s
in the fight but for now we’re gonna
pick straight up winners and my pick for
the week is Stephen Thompson and Trevor
Smith for the upset in a parlay and of
course let us know in the comments what
you think about these picks you know
we’re just having a laugh there’s
nothing serious going on here but if you
don’t agree with my picks or you think
they’re good ones or you lose some money
or win some money let us know I mean we
want to hear from you this is all for
fun you’ll see me lose tons of money
throughout the year it’s all for the
entertainment factor it’ll be small
amounts so have some fun with this let
us know what you think

MMA NEWS: McKenzie Dern’s Weight Cut, Chuck Liddel vs Jon Jones, and Raquel Pennington

This week in MMA News:

  • McKenzie Dern’s Weight Cut
  • Chuck Liddel vs Jon Jones, and…
  • Raquel Pennington’s corner forcing her to fight out the fifth round against Amanda Nunes