DAYUM! We got a banger of a fight card degenerates and degenerettes! This is UFC 235.
UFC 235 puts Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones up against Anthony Smith for a bit of that ol’ ass whooping. Swanging and banging!
Welterweight Champion Tyron Woodley will be up against the Nigerian Nightmare Kamaru Usman in a bout of two beasts of wrestling, and Tyron’s got that LIGHTNING speed.
In the Welterweight division we got Robbie Lawler up against Ben Askren. Robbie’s anti-wrestling against Askren’s Funky Troll Wrestling?! Who’s going to take it?
Kicking off the main card we have Cody No Love vs. Pedro Munhoz in the Bantamweight division.
But UFC 235 also has Jeremy Stephens vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov, Alejandro Perez vs. Cody Stamann, and Diego Sanchez vs. Mickey Gall, and more! Jesus christ this card is STACKED, boy!
Tune in this week to hear a couple of idiots rambling about a couple of amazing fights between athletes of the highest calibre. These fighters deserve our respect as much as we don’t deserve yours.
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